these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive
Happy 24th Birthday Emma Watson! (April 15)
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.
Marriage is an insane proposal.
"I just love bowls so much" [x]
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.
“Please never feel pressured to be very thin because we are always photoshopped in every picture that you see.”